Sunday 11 October 2009

Just why do super models always look so god damn hacked off?

Is it me or does every model in the whole of the known universe look completely pissed off with everything and everyone?

Is this a prerequisite of the modeling profession? Have they always looked so very moody? And what is it with the heroin eyes?

I know, so many questions, but I was quite innocently browsing through the Sunday papers and their relevant magazines, only to find myself confronted by an army of sour faced, dark eyed, male, female, and indeed hermaphrodite models. Wearing an odd excuse for some clothing and jewelry may well be reason enough to look like you've had the arsehole for the last ten years, but really, are these poor people purposefully made too look angry with us or is it the fact that they haven't eaten anything since the dawn of time?
And does "the look" really make the world of fashion appear so very glamorous and indeed can it really sell the product? Would you ever want to buy that shirt or perfume if it was going to make you feel and look like Skeletor chewing a wasp?
I don't know.... It's all so very confusing.


1 comment:

  1. It is because most of them have been hungry for a decade.

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